Despite the total disregard for my well-being, I’m the epitome of health. So, this isn’t meant to be a morbid post, but one that celebrates all the wonderful moments one may crave from the sport they love. I seem to always miss the big ones. I moved to Tampa just months after they won the Stanley Cup. The Carolina Hurricanes raised the Cup just a year before I rolled into town. I’m from Cleveland, I’m used to disappointment, but here are some hockey moments I hope to have before the Big guy calls me home.
The Minor, Yet Amusing
- I want to see the tucking of the jerseys rule banished. Poor Semin.
- I want to watch an OSU hockey game in Columbus…preferably against Michigan and with former Buckeye, Zac Dalpe.
- I want to make Jeff Skinner laugh which doesn’t seem that difficult.
- I want to go to a Winter Classic game in Detroit with my brother.
- I want to be a season ticket holder again without going bankrupt.
- For a Cleveland NHL team to win the Stanley Cup (I just gave myself goosebumps.). Hey, it may be more possible than the Browns winning a championship.
- To be with Henrik Lundqvist…when he shoots a Head & Shoulders commercial.
- To have Tim Gleason drop gloves with the douche that dated me on a bet in high school. I should have known better than to go out with a basketball player.
- To drink a beer with Casey Borer while watching Bobby Goepfert do karaoke. And since he mentioned it, watch Geffman score a goal.
- Skate with Angela Ruggiero.
- Write an article on Puck Daddy in collaboration with Greg Wyshynski.
- The Lake Erie Monsters to win the Calder Cup (after the Charlotte Checkers do, of course). Again, will probably happen before the Browns.
- Punch a Sabres fan in the face that deserves it – which means I’ll have plenty of opportunities.
- To attend a NHL game in Canada. Seems so easy, right?
- Have a goalie mask designed just for me. I’ve never been a goalie and doubt I ever will, but I’d wear the shit with pride…to work…and the grocery store.
- To thank Ryan Getzlaf for raising money to help cure Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy.
- And finally, for my boys of the Carolina Hurricanes to win that big, beautiful trophy WHILE I’m living in North Carolina.
There it is fellow puck lovers. What’s on your hockey bucket list?
Just as Lady Gaga is the new Madonna, the Duggar Family is the new Brady Bunch, or Honey Boo Boo is the new Honey Badger….times evolves for better or worse (or way worse). Something must step up to replace the NHL while it digs itself a grave. Replacements are typically chosen for their similarities (i.e. God-awful stage outfits worn by pop stars) and there were plenty of similarities between the NHL and AHL this past week.
First, and most obvious, there are NHL players competing in the AHL. For example, Jordan Eberle (and his moustache) tallied five points (4g, 1a) over two games this past weekend against South Division leader, Charlotte Checkers. I was able to watch the Barons and Checkers on Time Warner Cable Saturday night and it was a NHL quality showing. Fast paced, talented players (like Justin Faulk, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, and Eberle) truly did provide entertaining, professional-level hockey. Read more
Joe Sova with the Charlotte Checkers (Photo: KP Kelly)
Mr. Joe Sova is a defensemen currently playing with the San Francisco Bulls of the ECHL. The 24 year old had a three-year career at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks and totaled 58 points (13 goals, 45 assists). Sova was named UAF’s top rookie in 2008-09. Prior to the CCHA, he played three seasons in the United States Hockey League. Sova led the Omaha Lancer defenseman with 7 goals and ranked second amongst defenseman with a plus-23 rating through 59 games. His 2006-07 season was spent with Sioux City, he tallied 23 points (4g, 19a) and a plus-16 rating over 58 games. He earned seven points (2g-5a) in 40 games for Waterloo in 2005-06.
The 6’2” Illinois native made his pro debut with AHL Albany after signing an entry-level contract with New Jersey on March 19, 2011. In January of 2012, he was dealt to the Carolina Hurricanes in the deal that brought Alexei Ponikarovsky to the New Jersey Devils. Sova performed in 20 games with the Charlotte Checkers.
Ok, you are all caught up on your Sova stats. Another little known fact, Mr. Sova is an OET fan and was kind enough to do an interview with us… Read more
AHL Player of the Week (Photo by Jon Fobes , Cleveland Plain Dealer)
What hockey fans already know is the NHL has cancelled 135 games. What everyone should do is channel that fanhood to the AHL. The minor hockey league is 10 days into a great season. Here’s what you ought to know…
The Conference Leaders…
The Syracuse Crunch lead the Eastern Conference with 9 points (4-0-0-1). The Bridgeport Sound Tigers (3-0-0-0) and Manchester Monarchs (3-1-0-0) follow with six points each. Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins sit at the bottom of the barrel with four consecutive losses.
In the Western Conference, the Lake Erie Monsters take the number one spot thanks to their 17 goals, otherwise they share a 4-1-0-0 record with Chicago. They are being closely followed the Charlotte Checkers (3-1-0-1) and Abbotsford Heat (3-0-0-1).
The Top Scorers…
Cory Conacher of Syracuse has claimed a beautiful nine points in five contests (4g,5a), including a goal in the 6-5 overtime victory in Binghamton on Saturday night. Syracuse came back after a huge five goal deficit. Read more